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    Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 14 days ago

    Divination methods have moved from tarot to the anus

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    Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 14 days ago
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      It gets better: niplomancy

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      What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you’re problems aren’t in the future, they’re right now.

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        From my colonoscopy, it kinda looks like that deeeper in there - not as tightly packed, but wavy filaments, sure

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        Looks kinda reminiscent of a tardigrade…opening

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      $$ Monetize your fetish $$

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      I know someone who’s going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

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      Shai-Hulud!

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      I could do this with my eyes closed

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      In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

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      What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

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