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    RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

    Misunderstood the assignment…

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    Misunderstood the assignment…

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    RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
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    from https://www.facebook.com/tinydicebuddies

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    • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      my biggest question is “why is the protagonist an anthropomorphic die?”

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        …well my biggest question now is why I didn’t even notice that.

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        why not?

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          Because it takes away from the joke since it confuses the reader as to why the protagonist is a die. When it adds nothing to it.

          • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            It’s… random

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              Nobody Knows What It Means But Its Provocative

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            In a sea comics posted in the internet, you need something to stand out. In this case it’s die-people.

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      Luckily, just at that moment they passed a Tesla.

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      Ew…you’re using facebook as the source??? That’s the same as what he’s holding in his hand!

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        On the bright side, this way we don’t have to go to facebook.

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          On the negative side now I know I’m not supposed to poop in my hands 😢

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            There’s gotta be a “touch grass” joke in there, but I’m not in the mood to look for it.

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        they don’t seem to have a website, the closest I could find was https://tinydicehouse.com/pages/tiny-dice-buddies which just tells you to find them on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram and TikTok.

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          …gross. I guess the youtube is the least of the shitty options. Still shitty though.

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      I don’t get it

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        27 days ago

        Hold it in the hand.

        • Lojcs@lemm.ee
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          I don’t get it

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            The kid doesn’t need to poop anymore and is now holding it.

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              But dice don’t poop

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                Have you not heard of craps?

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              deleted by creator

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      Literally a shitpost

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      I don’t get it

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        “Can you hold it” was meant as “abstain from pooping for just a little longer,” but was instead interpreted as, “poop, and then hold the poop in your hands.”

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          I wonder what a live dice poops …

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            game tokens

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      Obligatory WKUK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHPaKAcOwUY

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      Mommy has no nose, it’s okay.

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      Hold it in. Hold it IN!

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      @RegularJoe Better than a crapshoot i s’pose

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      Is this Old Gags Now With Added Dice?

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