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    SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

    Not enough real estate

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    Not enough real estate

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    SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s “Non mi snudare senza ragione, non m’impugnare senza valore” if anybody needs to show the tattoo artist some legible text.

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        Wang tattoos incoming!

        • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          Mine just has a $100 bill on it…

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      Found the full statue if anyone else was curious what the whole thing looked like:

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        That’s going to be a lot harder to fit on my cock

        • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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          You could do origami like clowns do with the balloons and make that statue.

          • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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            Sold

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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        Omg thank you I thought the picture was the seat of a car and could not figure out the perspective or color choice at all

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      Thank fucking god someone made a poor attempt to censor the image by covering it with a transparent marking. I almost was exposed to the fucking disgusting word “cock”.

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      I have the same thing written on an ice cream scoop.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Windmilling it to scare Don Quixote away is a noble cause.

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      Too bad he could only fit “non”

      • vodka@lemm.ee
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        Pretty sure they’d have to give up halfway through the first N for me

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          at least you could pass it off as a rune ᛚ

        • elephantium@lemmy.world
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          Ooh, a self-burn! Those are rare.

      • Eheran@lemmy.world
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        Why?

        • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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          Because the penis is too short

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      cook tattoo?

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        https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Cacatua_galerita_Tas_2.jpg

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          Risky click of the day, and totally worth it. Bravo

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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      this one wins lemmy for today

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        Lemmy awards?

        • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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          Fucking best of Craigslist.

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      Do

      Do

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        She would be like: oh, I see now, it grew. You have some guy named Don’s name on there twice.

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      I don’t understand why this is self-censored.

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        OG image probably came from a social media site where censorship is a thing.

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          There’s still censorship on here as well but it’s reasons are even dumber cuz there’s no advertisers on here to be bootlicking, with obvious exceptions to the laws of the hosting countries (that’s obviously a valid reason). Depends on the instance though obviously.

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      You can say male fowl on the internet.

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        C O C K

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      Reminds me of the scene from God of War Ragnarok: “May this weapon strike true, may it be wielded with wisdom, may it be put down when its job is done.”

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