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    kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

    Yes sir, brain

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    Yes sir, brain

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    kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org
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      Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH

      (If they gave their consent of course)

      • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Brat by slapping the top soil, it can’t go badly.

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        What about cutting the bottom soil open and letting all the dirt spill out? 🤤

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      Something satisfying about touching grass and slapping the soil.

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        Toxic gardening culture.

    • katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Get out of my head

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Top soil, bottom soil, bottom of a top soil …

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      Is that a thing people do, is it?

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        Don’t act like you’ve never slapped the top soil before. Or at least a bag of Miracle Grow.

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      I have managed to restrain myself from doing that, but I always regret it

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      slap 🖐️

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