Ponder.cat
  • Communities
  • heart
  • search
    • Login
    • Sign Up
    • Communities

    • heart
      Support Lemmy
    • search
      Search

    • Login
    • Sign Up
    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

    Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done

    lemmy.world

    message-square
    54
    fedilink
    153

    Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done

    lemmy.world

    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
    message-square
    54
    fedilink
    alert-triangle
    You must log in or register to comment.
    • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      87
      arrow-down
      26
      ·
      27 days ago

      Low effort Ai slop and religious nonsense. Block

      • crawancon@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        55
        arrow-down
        12
        ·
        27 days ago

        sir this is well done shit post.

        • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          arrow-down
          4
          ·
          26 days ago

          it’s always okay to use AI to shitpost

        • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          25
          arrow-down
          20
          ·
          27 days ago

          Ma’am, Ai and Religious apologists can go fuck off.

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        19
        arrow-down
        6
        ·
        27 days ago

        You don’t have to believe in it for the joke to be funny. Don’t see the issue with the religion part tbqh

        • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          15
          arrow-down
          9
          ·
          27 days ago

          Jesus wasn’t white. So it failed to get the basic details of the concept right. It’s not funny and only adds more derivative crap onto the Ai slop pile.

          • shoo@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            25 days ago

            Pretty fucked up for you to assume that random white guy is Jesus. This could just be Marty and Doc eating street fish and day drinking with a local

          • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            25 days ago

            Oh, it got the concept very right. Most people want a white Jesus. And by “most”, I mean those with access to AI.

            Why sould felings care for such tiny details as facts and historical accuracy?

          • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            6
            arrow-down
            10
            ·
            27 days ago

            Why can’t everyone depict Jesus the way they want

            • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              7
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              27 days ago

              Religion already cherry picks the parts it wants to enforce, getting simple facts straight is a bridge too far for blind faith.

              • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                4
                arrow-down
                5
                ·
                26 days ago

                I mean it also depicts Marty from Back To The Future on it. Just seems a bit silly to get upset that Jesus isn’t historically accurate lol

                • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  arrow-down
                  2
                  ·
                  26 days ago

                  The point being made is ethical, not factual.

                  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
                    link
                    fedilink
                    arrow-up
                    3
                    ·
                    26 days ago

                    You’re saying it’s not ethical to change the race of a religious figure?

            • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              4
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              26 days ago

              Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan is the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11

            • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              26 days ago

              Because that’s racist

              • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                arrow-down
                4
                ·
                26 days ago

                Black and Asian Jesus too? Dude was according to them the son of God, he could probably take any form he wants. Turning water into wine is a-okay but him being black is too much smdh

    • Tenthrow@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      54
      arrow-down
      12
      ·
      27 days ago

      I hate AI.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      31
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      27 days ago

      It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.

    • grue@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      28
      ·
      27 days ago

      Weird middle-aged Marty and white Jesus. Good concept, poor execution.

    • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      26 days ago

      Why is Jesus white?

      • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        26 days ago

        Because Ai doesn’t know better.

      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        26 days ago

        ^ the most unbelievable part of the picture

      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        26 days ago

        He’s our savior. Have you never heard of the “white savior”? That’s him.

      • AtariDump@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        25 days ago

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      27 days ago

      The hate for a shitpost is crazy 😂

    • Lembot_0002@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      27 days ago

      Yeah, you need some magic time-travel machine to see some other magic. That is how it is.

    • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      26 days ago

      I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !

      • frezik@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        26 days ago

        Not sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.

        • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          26 days ago

          Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?

          • altphoto@lemmy.today
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            26 days ago

            Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that’s a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.

      • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        26 days ago

        Prove it …prove literally any of it

        • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          26 days ago

          Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.

      • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        25 days ago

        people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed

    • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      arrow-down
      10
      ·
      27 days ago

      fuck your AI bullshit. you’re burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on

      • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        3
        ·
        edit-2
        26 days ago

        it’s a good thing that social media and video games consume no electricity at all, otherwise a lot of people would have to either stop saying this or just admit to open hypocrisy

      • Rin@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        arrow-down
        4
        ·
        26 days ago

        Weird cope but ok

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        arrow-down
        3
        ·
        26 days ago

        I hate AI about as much as you do, but this pic is scratching an itch I’ve had for forty-ish years.

        • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          26 days ago

          thats fair

    • crawancon@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      27 days ago

      n-now… now… turn around…

    • mastertigurius@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      arrow-down
      4
      ·
      26 days ago

      Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”

      • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        26 days ago

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

    • chainysawrs@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      26 days ago

      Nathan Fillion?

    • MNByChoice@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      27 days ago

      Warm vest for a hot location

    • loomy@lemy.lol
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      27 days ago

      😐

    Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

    lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

    Subscribe from Remote Instance

    Create a post
    You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

    Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

    Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


    Rules:

    1. Be Respectful

    Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

    Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

    …


    2. No Illegal Content

    Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

    That means:

    -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

    -No CSA content or Revenge Porn

    -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

    …


    3. No Spam

    Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

    -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

    -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

    -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

    -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

    …


    4. No Porn/Explicit

    Content


    -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

    -Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

    …


    5. No Enciting Harassment,

    Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


    -Do not Brigade other Communities

    -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

    -No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

    -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

    …


    6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

    -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

    -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

    …

    If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


    Also check out:

    Partnered Communities:

    1.Memes

    2.Lemmy Review

    3.Mildly Infuriating

    4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

    5.No Stupid Questions

    6.You Should Know

    7.Comedy Heaven

    8.Credible Defense

    9.Ten Forward

    10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


    Reach out to

    All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

    Visibility: Public
    globe

    This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

    • 3.84K users / day
    • 9.87K users / week
    • 16.3K users / month
    • 32.5K users / 6 months
    • 2 local subscribers
    • 31.8K subscribers
    • 7.55K Posts
    • 140K Comments
    • Modlog
    • mods:
    • Striker@lemmy.world
    • Aer@lemmy.world
    • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
    • Decoy321@lemmy.world
    • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
    • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
    • UI: unknown version
    • BE: 0.19.8
    • Modlog
    • Instances
    • Docs
    • Code
    • join-lemmy.org