• Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    1·
    3 months ago

    >dinner is done
    >announce dinner
    >everyone shows up 10 minutes later

    Some of the food is cold because I didn’t cover it, but why should I? It would have been fine if they came to the table when I announced dinner.

    >next day
    >dinner is almost done
    >remembering yesterday, I decide to announce dinner 10 minutes early so that 10 minutes later is “on time”
    >everyone arrives to the table immediately, remembering that it was cold yesterday not wanting that to happen again
    >mfw

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
    1·
    3 months ago

    SUPPER!!!

    *under breath* will be ready when it’s good and fucking ready I swear I should have taken that roadie job.