We’re doing our own thing July 8th and you guys aren’t welcome
May I know what it is
Just have to visit next year
And get murdered by some gruesome creature I didn’t even know existed?
Hey better you then me.
That’s why we try promote such a tourist friendly front. Fresh sacrifices.
Have you heard of the gympy gympy plant?
We named a town after it haha
Free Burger King for everyone under the sun!
We don’t have burger king in Australia. Its called hungry jacks. There was another chain called burger king, now gone, and burger king bought an existing chain called hungry jacks. So it would work!
We know. That’s like the main Australian fact, it’s important to mention it at every opportunity. Along with, you know, the emu War.
And that all Aussies love cookin’ shrimp on the barbie
We call them prawns by the way.
Source: Aussie barbie expert.
And back in the 90s, Hungry Jack’s had a set of mascots called the Kids’ Club that had something to do with their kid meals. One of them was a kid in a wheelchair named Wheels.
Is it true?
If it’s not on the summer solstice (Jun 20), then shouldn’t there be two dates where this is the case, one before and one after?
Is the angle different the other side somehow? Is the north/south swapped or something?
If Jul 8th is one of them, Jun 2nd would be other. There’s no swapping of north/south.
how about we deport our prisoners to Australia. We’re not animals though, so we’ll load the ships with a bunch of rabbits to sustain them until they settle in.
As a NZer I’m Insulted you aren’t excluding us along with Australia.
“World population of known humans”, fixed that for ya
Are you implying that we should be counting atlanteans, cetaceans, the nightmare corpse-city of R’lyeh, and the mole people? I don’t think they much care about being left out.
What about the people who live on the INSIDE of the Earth huh? CHECKMATE solid earthers!
