• CaptDust@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      3·
      2 months ago

      “I got involved with the Taliban” simply isn’t a phase I thought I’d hear from a candidate, in any context.

      • Andrew@piefed.socialEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        I have concepts of a plan
        Got involved with the Taliban

        I didn’t watch the debate, but I would’ve if I’d known it was a rap battle.

    • dalekcaan@lemm.eeEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      My personal favorite was him responding to a fact check with “I saw it on TV.”

    • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.mlOPEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      I’d be inclined to agree. “They’re eating the dogs” is also a good contender to anyone not into misinformation and racism

      • Smokeydope@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        Oh so thats why there’s an uptick of eating live pet memes today. I was wondering wtf was up with that.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    2 months ago

    *puts on nerd glasses*

    Like feeding a mogwai after midnight.

    Then like sticking a sun lamp in front of the cocoon and putting it on strobe the minute the gremlin comes out.

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    0·
    2 months ago

    The funniest part was when he said he was speaking and asked to be allowed to finish. Then he started delivering his statement very calmly and quietly (for Trump), and it somehow ended with him ramping up for only these words and shouting “SHE WANTS TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON.” It’s like being at grandpa’s for dinner, he starts off pointing out the gas prices are high and one sentence later he’s talking about Kamala’s communist dictatorship that she modeled after Maoist China.