Well, yer cunts let us be invaded by hostile foreign conglomerates that inserted themselves in every aspect of our life and bombard us with professionally crafted propaganda to prime our brains to consume their facsimile of culture and poor ideas that have no place in civilised Europe. It’s not piracy, it’s resistance through civil desobedience. Say fuck you to the invaders.

When enshitified platforms conspire to raise prices simultaneously the market finds another way.

If I’d invested in whack-a-mole 35 years ago…